An Idiot’s Guide to 2014 #NFL Predictions

AFC East

1. New England Patriots
2. Miami Dolphins
3. New York Jets
4. Buffalo Bills

AFC North

1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Cincinnati Bengals
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South

1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Houston Texans
3. Tennessee Titans
4. Jacksonville Jaguars

AFC West

1. Denver Broncos
2. San Diego Chargers
3. Oakland Raiders
4. Kansas City Chiefs

NFC East

1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Washington Redskins
3. New York Giants
4. Dallas Cowboys

NFC North

1. Green Bay Packers
2. Detroit Lions
3. Chicago Bears
4. Minnesota Vikings

NFC South

1. New Orleans Saints
2. Atlanta Falcons
3. Carolina Panthers
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

NFC West

1. San Francisco 49ers
2. St. Louis Rams
3. Seattle Seahawks
4. Arizona Cardinals

AFC Wildcards: Miami Dolphins, Houston Texans

NFC WIldcards: St. Louis Rams, Washington Redskins

AFC Title Game: Denver Broncos vs. Indianapolis Colts

NFC Title Game: Philadelphia Eagles vs. San Francisco 49ers

Super Bowl: Philadelphia Eagles defeat Indianapolis Colts

Super Bowl MVP: Darren Sproles

NFL MVP: Andrew Luck

Comeback Player of the Year: RG3

Rookie of the Year: Offensive—Kelvin Benjamin, Defensive—Ryan Shazier

Crazy Picks:

• The Jets aren’t terrible
• The Seahawks are (no offensive production)
• Johnny Manziel starts after the Week 4 bye and the Browns are already 0-3.
• Jason Garrett doesn’t finish the season as Cowboys coach
• The Eagles break scoring records
• Ryan Fitzpatrick is a top 10 QB
• So is Shaun Hill (if given the chance)
• Isaiah Crowell and not Terrance West takes over for Ben Tate
• 80 catches/1,000+ yards/8 TD’s for Golden Tate
• I’m not shocked if the Vikings, Raiders, and Titans make some noise
• The Bengals, Panthers, and Bears will be huge disappointments