Weird Ways People Find This Blog

Last year, I put together a list of the really weird ways people have found this blog. This years list might be just as strange:

1) Mike Leake married

I also had several inquiries about my wife and my wedding. I find it strange that people wonder if I’m married. I talk about my wife and kids all the time. Think this has anything to do with the baseball player of the same name?

2) My baby sitter never turns on lights in her house

Maybe you shouldn’t hire a vampire to be your babysitter.

3) Eric Clapton “notify me of follow up comments”

I assume he is busy. And I don’t have communication with him so I can’t let him know you want to be notified. Sorry.

4) He was won, bitten, was kidnapped because of the gospel, did not celebrate the first of the year

Whoever this poor chap is I’m not surprised he didn’t celebrate the new year. Why Google thought I’d know is beyond me.

5) the word of god says do not add or remove the words of this book do the gays know

You’ll have to ask them. And who are “the gays”? Is that a baseball team? A special club you join?

6) Burn bridges with flakes

Are these frosted flakes or dandruff flakes. Either way the fact that Google thinks I know something about burning stuff makes me wonder if they were watching me and my roommates during college.

7) Bushy guys

Thanks for putting me in the list Google. Concerned for the person searching, but honored that Google thought of me and my beard.

8) Cute kitten pics

I promise I don’t have any of these.

9) Heman lightning

I’d prefer that Google sent Skeletor fans to my blog, but I’ll take it.

10) What can you do wrong on the internet?

The fact that Google sent someone to my blog as an answer to this question seems fitting.

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Today in Blogworld 08.12.15

Are You Washed in the Blood?

Honestly, I wish this post was written at a bit more popular level. I think it is important what is being said here.

Blogging Advice: Protect Your Content

I’ve never been one to care much about protecting my content, but I do think what Jayson Bradley says here ought to be considered.

Who is the Most Dangerous Guy At Your Church?

I think Erik is correct. Of course the deacon who knows karate is also dangerous.

7 Dangers for Seminary Students

Seminary students heed these. For serious.

Part of me hopes this is real:

The Kingdom of God is Boring

That title feels wrong to even type.

It has been drilled into my head from a young age that the kingdom of God is exciting, interesting, lively, and fascinating. I’ve heard—and probably even said myself—that if you want a thrill of a life then you’ll get on board with what God is doing in the world through His gospel. And I still believe that…sort of.

But what do the heavily-caffeinated among us do with this simple parable of Jesus:

And he said, “The kingdom of God is as if a man should scatter seed on the ground. He sleeps and rises night and day, and the seed sprouts and grows;he knows not how. The earth produces by itself, first the blade, then the ear, then the full grain in the ear. But when the grain is ripe, at once he puts in the sickle, because the harvest has come.” Mark 4:26-29

You can’t get much more boring than a sower who goes out to sow. It’d be one thing if this farmer planted a seed and then did something terrific to make the thing grow. But he doesn’t. He doesn’t even check on it. He just throws it in the ground and the thing grows by itself. The whole parable is incredibly boring and that is the point Jesus is making.

Everyone in the first-century who cared about these things, assumed that the kingdom of God would come through some sort of grand movement. For the Pharisees, God’s kingdom would come when enough people got their lives put together and Israel experienced a moral revolution. For the Zealots, God’s kingdom would come when the Romans were kicked out of God’s land and Israel experience a political revolution.

But, the kingdom ultimately doesn’t come through some sort of cataclysmic event. It doesn’t need human ingenuity or human excellence to cause it to grow. The kingdom of God contains within itself everything that is needed for it to grow. And more often than not the growth of the kingdom is going to be about as boring as watching the grass grow. Sure, we might have a true Spirit-wrought revival every couple hundred years, but for the most part kingdom growth is boring.

And yet how often do we try to sell ministry involvement using a much different story? We realize, for we’ve drank from the same pitcher of Kool-Aid, that every good American wants to be epic. It is our God-given destiny to be epic. And so we’ve learned that we can get people involved in ministry by appealing to this desire to “be somebody”. We tell them that they’ll do stuff of legend when they engage in ministry.

In their mind they are slaying dragons and rescuing a princess. And so they keep their eyes open for the big stuff. You know, those heroic moments when they God does something so big that history writers pick up their pen. So we pray for revival. We make big plans. We sign up for big events.

This is why you have such a hard time in your church getting people to sign up for the nursery. Holding a baby and changing a diaper is about as earth shattering as a farmer throwing a bit of seed into the ground. It isn’t flashy and it’s not immediately rewarding. So, we’ve got a long line of people waiting to be kingdom movers and shakers, but you have to beg someone to be with a screaming baby.

And I’m convinced that we’ve got a good number of Christian people practically wasting their lives waiting for something phenomenal to happen all the while ignoring the truly great things the Lord as placed at their feet. Things like getting up and going to work in the morning. Changing a diaper. Raking a lawn. Plodding along trying to disciple your children as best you can. Having lunch with your neighbor. You know, mundane everyday things that nobody writes home about…like a farmer going out to sow some seed.

Yes, the kingdom of God is boring. Don’t miss the beauty of that while you are wearing yourself out trying to be epic.

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Today in Blogworld 08.11.15

The Gospel is No Piddlin’ Thing

I just preached on this passage. My thoughts were similar (though less articulate) that these by Jared Wilson.

7 Magic Trick That Went Wrong

I don’t know why I enjoyed learning about these.

Pastors, Counseling, and Mental Illness

Here are six guidelines for pastors to consider.

A Pastor’s Greatest Regret

Joe McKeever has been doing pastoral ministry for quite some time. He writes here about his greatest regret.

This is why you need to eat: