An Idiot’s Guide to Week 6 #NFL Predictions

I was 10-4 last week. Sorry to all of those that have made it a practice to bet against me. Also, you should stop betting. I even did good in some of my crazy picks. Ray Rice was hardly the fantasy stud of the week—but he did have 2 TD’s. Colt’s D did save the day, Reggie Bush was under 100 yards, got the two scores out of Ray Rice, and Peyton Manning had a very mediocre 4 TD’s on 414 yards. Okay, so I blew that last one. Here is how I see this week playing out:

Bears over Giants (though I’m really feeling an upset)
Packers over Ravens (blowout)
Bengals over Bills
Lions over Browns
Texans over Rams
Raiders over Chiefs (sorry dad, upset of the week)
Panthers over Vikings
Buccaneers over Eagles
Steelers over Jets
Broncos over Jaguars
Seahawks over Titans
Saints over Patriots
49ers over Cardinals
Cowboys over Redskins
Colts over Chargers

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Tom Brady (just b/c my fantasy team is playing him)
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Chad Henne

Other Crazy Picks:

This is insane. I actually see that Broncos game being low scoring and close.
Tough day for Matthew Stafford. 3 INT’s, but still a Lions win because…
4 INT’s for Brandon Weeden. He’ll be lucky to throw over 100 yards
Efficient Mike Glennon over a turnover prone Nick Foles
Big day, finally, for Trent Richardson
4th quarter comeback for Saints
Raiders win on a punt return for TD
I really think Eli bounces back and wins a shootout over Cutler, but too scared to call it