An Idiot’s Guide to Week 4 #NFL Picks

After a stellar 12-4 I nearly recovered my idiot status with a mediocre 8-8. I did call the Cincinnati upset over Green Bay, so that has to win me something. Totally blew it on some other picks though. No 5 TD’s for Stafford and the G-men continued their terrible running game. The Denver game wasn’t even close. I hope to further solidify my status as local idiot with these sure to be wrong picks for week 4:

Rams over 49ers (the slide continues)
Ravens over Bills
Bengals over Browns
Lions over Bears
Giants over Chiefs (going back on my 5-0 start)
Vikings over Steelers
Cardinals over Bucs
Colts over Jags (close though)
Texans over Seahawks
Titans over Jets
Broncos over Eagles
Redskins over Raiders
Cowboys over Chargers
Falcons over Patriots (blow out)
Saints over Dolphins

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Eli Manning
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Ryan Broyles

Other Crazy Picks:

Rams win a low-scoring game on a last second FG
Two TD’s for Trent Richardson
Lions and Bears threaten to put up 100 total points
Peyton with another 4 TD’s, Eli with 5 total
This will be the huge week for AJ Green 10/175/2
A significant injury to Matt Forte
Start the Cardinals D/ST this week—2 TD’s, 4 Turnovers
Brian Hoyer comes back to earth with a Derek Anderson-like QB rating of 27.6