Would Jesus Play “Gotcha”?

No.  I’m not asking whether or not Jesus would play the Dutch funk band Gotcha! on his iPod.  Although that is a solid question.  What I am referring to is the new game that seems to be sweeping our nation.  It is a game that is played as frequently by believers as unbelievers.  It can be played anywhere that opposing viewpoints can be found.  Social media sites serve as a massive playing field for intense games of “gotcha”.  Many blogs excel in the game.  Some pastors have even been known to play the game with their congregations. 

What is “gotcha” you ask? 

“Gotcha” is the art of proving your awesomeness and superiority at the expense of someone else’s folly—whether perceived or real.  And there is also the more popular variety of “Group Gotcha” wherein pawns (like you) expose the idiocy and lameness of the other teams leaders, thereby showing that your team is far superior. 

In order to win “gotcha” you do not have to actually accumulate any points of your own.  You win by shaming the other person or group into submission (even if temporary).  Points are accumulated by following a difficult equation.  The equation is as follows:

Number of Facebook shares and likes
+ Number of RT’s on Twitter
– Number of Google +1’s  (plus 1’s exposes your own lameness)
x Buckets of tears by opposition
x pointless and unproven zingers
+ angry and even more meaningless responses from opposition
– FWD’s generated (grandma points do not count)
+ seconds the opposition pauses like a deer in headlights
/ Number of people in the world
= Gotcha Points

It seems like a very complicated game but judging by my television and Facebook feeds it is a riot.  And apparently it distracts us from actually having to worry about real people or to take any responsibility ourselves.  I am trying to get many of my friends to play the game.

As I am thinking about people to invite, I have to wonder whether or not Jesus would play the game.  Seems to me like “Gotcha” might have been a game that the Pharisees played a little more than our Lord.  Looks like Jesus will just have to miss out on all the fun. 

Be sure to share this post as I’m hoping to get a bunch of “gotcha” points off of it.       

Today in Blogworld 11.01.12

“You Can’t Judge a Person’s Salvation”…And Other Stupid Statements

Michael Patton continues his series analyzing what he considers “stupid statements”.  I’ve heard this one a good many of times and it’s frustrating almost every time.  I appreciated this article.

What Was Luther Doing When He Nailed His 95 Theses to the Wittenberg Door?

For the longest time I thought that once Luther’s mallet hit the nail and those 95 theses stuck to the door that the Reformation was underway.  Not true.  I was thinking about posting on this yesterday but JT beat me to it—and probably did a better job at it anyways. 

Free Calvin eBooks

DG keeps churning out free eBooks and I’m going to keep linking to them.  Here are three of them.  I’ve skimmed two of those three and they are great reads.

Why Your Friends are Pro-Choice (And What to Do About It)

Scott Klusendorf reflects on a recent talk he gave at a secular university.  Here he talks about the millions of people that personally dislike abortion but do not identify as pro-life. 

I agree little girl, I agree:

Jared, What If My Legs Don’t Work To Get In the Tent?

On Wednesday I linked to what I consider a very helpful piece by Jared Wilson on the lame excuse of “I’m Not Much of a Reader”.  In his article he used this metaphor:

Imagine I showed you a tent across the yard. You can see a glow emanating from its zippered door. “Inside that tent,” I said, “is God himself. He has something to say to you. You just have to go inside the tent, and the God of the Universe will reveal the mystery of the ages to you.” And then imagine you were to say, “I’m not much of a walker. I prefer sitting to walking.”

One of our readers commented that the article seemed a little one sided, asking, “What if you really don’t learn that way? What if the word doesn’t come alive to you unless you are hearing it preached? What if you struggle with illiteracy or have a limited vocabulary?”

Those are very real struggles and I don’t think Jared is dismissing them.  The majority of Jared’s post is really dealing with “I don’t want to” more than “I can’t”.  But I think he also astutely cuts through some of the excuses that people make.  Often “I can’t” is code for “I don’t want to”. 

Extending the Metaphor

So I took a little liberty and added something to Jared’s metaphor.  Again, imagine that someone told you that “God Himself is inside that tent and will reveal the mystery of the ages to you”.  Unfortunately, though, you cannot walk.  It’s not that you prefer sitting to walking.  It’s that you legitimately cannot put one leg in front of the other and walk to that tent.  What then? 

Here is where I think Jared’s metaphor is so valuable; it helps to expose the truth behind those excuses.  If someone told you that the God of the Universe were in that tent across the street but you couldn’t walk there, I guarantee that if you really desired to get in that tent you’d use any means necessary to do it.  You would be calling up that 1-800 number on television and ordering yourself a Rascal.  You’d barrel roll if you had to.  You would even call somebody that you couldn’t stand and ask them for a ride.  You would do whatever it took to get in that tent. 

The question really is, “Do you want to get in that tent?”  You don’t have to repent because it is toil.  But repentance might be necessary if you’re using lame legs as an excuse to not get into that tent. 

Jared’s not saying that people need to be Bible scholars or even to read chapters per day.  He’s saying that if you really value the Lord you’ll do whatever it takes to get in the tent.  For some people “getting in the tent” might mean reading two verses and chewing on them all day.  For other people “getting in the tent” might be learning to master Philippians in the Greek language.  But for either person the goal isn’t to see how much of the Word you can master.  The goal is to get into the tent and have the Lord and His Word master you, no matter what it takes to get in there.  

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 9 #NFL Predictions

A 10 win week barely eluded me again last week.  I called the Packers and Jags being a close game but totally blew it on the Pats and Rams being close.  Picked the Brownies upsetting the Chargers and the Niners blowing out the Cards.  Got Titus Young right, CJ2K was somewhat shut down, Drew couldn’t hang with Peyton (missed that one), Jamaal Charles scampered for 196 yards less than 200, and Romo almost had the 4th quarter comeback.  Not bad for a football idiot.  My fantasy football team also improved to 3-5.  This week I’m going for 10 wins:

Chargers over Chiefs (want to pick the Chiefs though)
Broncos over Bengals
Browns over Ravens
Packers over Cards
Titans over Bears (upset of the week)
Colts over Dolphins
Panthers over Redskins
Lions over Jaguars (close though)
Texans over Bills (blowout)
Bucs over Raiders
Seahawks over Vikings
Steelers over Giants
Falcons over Cowboys
Saints over Eagles

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Cam Newton
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Jackie Battle

Other Crazy Picks:

3 TD’s for Jackie Battle after Chief turnovers
Trent Richardson goes for 200 total yards
Ray Rice is surprisingly shut down
Vincent Jackson has a big day 8/140/2 TD’s
Lions need another 4th quarter comeback to put away the Jags
Christian Ponder’s turnovers cost the Vikings
Giants are held to three field goals against Steelers
If not for Cam Newton’s 5 TD’s the fantasy stud would have been Arian Foster