An Idiots Guide to Week 3 #NFL Predictions

Last week’s stellar 12-4 might call into question the proven strategy of betting the opposite of my picks. I almost had 13-3 as the Titans almost upset the Texans. But almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and KC Royals playoff aspirations. I’m confident that I can restore your hopes in my idiocy this week:

KC over Philadelphia
Houston over Baltimore
NYG over Carolina
Cincinnati over Green Bay (upset of the week)
Dallas over St. Louis
Minnesota over Cleveland (closer than you’d think)
New England over Tampa Bay 
New Orleans over Arizona (I’m feeling an Arz upset though)
San Diego over Tennessee
Detroit over Washington
Atlanta over Miami
Buffalo over NYJ
Seattle over Jacksonville
San Francisco over Indianapolis
Pittsburgh over Chicago
Denver over Oakland

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Matthew Stafford
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week:  Jacquizz Rodgers

Other Crazy Picks:

That Stafford thing is just wishful thinking—but 450 and 5 TD’s
With Steven Jackson out Jacquizz goes for 150/2
Vick is turnover prone against a stout KC defense
The Giants running game returns, 2 TD’s for Jacobs
Starks is shut down, AJ Green has a big day
A botched snap inside the 20 with only seconds remaining gives NE the win
Jay Cutler returns to form with 3 INT’s and less than 50% completions
Thanks to Special Teams play that Denver game is close

When Romance Turns Into an Icy Heart

It’s always the cute boy playing the lyre (the modern day version of the cute boy playing the guitar)*. Michal fell hard for him. Maybe it was his ability to strum up sweet sounding tunes, or perhaps it was his eloquent speaking. The Scriptures don’t tell us what caused her to love this shepherd boy. But she did.

Her father, the king, didn’t share her fondness for young David. The relationship started out well enough. David would use his musical skills to soothe Saul’s spirit. But in time Saul saw this gifted young man as a little too gifted. He saw the hand of God on him and he feared that this lad might take his crown. He plotted to have him killed.

Saul hope to use the budding romance between David and Michal to solve his little problem. He’d send David off to get 100 foreskins from Philistines. Since foreskins aren’t something that the Philistines would readily give up, Saul figured that this would end in David’s death. Problem solved.

Only it wasn’t.

David returned with 200 foreskins. Michal must have been well-pleased with her warrior stud, sweeping her off her feet, and satisfying her daddy’s exorbitant bride price.

The honeymoon didn’t last long. Saul continued to be obsessed with taking David’s life. (And you thought you had in-law problems). Things get so bad for the newlyweds that Michal had to betray her father, lower her husband down a window, and let him run off into a local shepherds camp.

We hear nothing more of Michal until the end of 1 Samuel when we read that “Saul had given Michal…to Palti the son of Laish, who was of Gallim”. She likely hadn’t seen her husband for a lengthy period of time. Since a single woman of marriageable age does little good sitting at home, Saul has her married off to another dude. End of love story.

Only it wasn’t.

It seems that David still had at least some attachment to Michal. For in 2 Samuel 6 we read that David requested to have his wife Michal return to him. Her new husband, Palti, isn’t cool with this. He follows her back weeping the whole way. Is this a preview of things to come? Has her heart moved on?

The next we hear of Michal is 2 Samuel 6. This is the chapter by which she is most known. It is here that she will “despise Dave in her heart” and greet him with dripping sarcasm. The exchange will leave her barren—whether through the Lord’s judgment or David’s own response the text doesn’t say.

What Happened?

Something about this story is rattling my heart. I think it’s the coldness of 2 Samuel 6:16. A woman that is once in love staring out the window at her husband with disdain in her heart. There is a story there. What were the steps that led to this? Was it the competition with David’s other wives? Had she fallen for Palti and forgotten about David? Is she reluctantly in his castle—despising him for taking her back by muscle?

We don’t really know. What we do know is that there is something about those robes that David is wearing. These are the last straw. Her undignified husband is all her embittered heart can take. Staring out that window her heart takes an icy form.

Something else in this story cries out to me. That “shameful” man, that evokes such disdain, is pointing to the greater David. David’s son, many generations later, will evoke the same emotion when he trades the royal robes of heaven for the garments of the common man.

The same thing that has Michal appalled is the same thing that will cause others to respond with an icy heart. “How can he eat with such sinners?” King’s aren’t supposed to act this way. They aren’t supposed to touch lepers, wash dirty feet, be bathed in the tears of a whore. That’s undignified.

Today…

Am I Michal? Can my heart run so cold? Is it possible that I could look out my window and see joyous worship and despise the work of the Lord? Surely not without the Spirit’s rebuke. But I feel it. I feel that same icy heart somewhere within.

A King becoming a mere man, a run of the mill priest. It’s offensive. Would my Jesus go there? Would he do that? Will my theology let the King of kings be one of the ‘vulgar fellows’? Will I allow myself to be shocked by how far He’ll stoop to exalt the Holy One? Or do I require a more dignified King?

As I mull over this story I’m left to wonder what happened to her heart. How did it grow so cold? How did she go from being in love with a handsome guitar playing shepherd boy, and now despising him when he is a king?

“But I have this against you, that you have abandoned the love you had at first.”

Lord Jesus, melt the ice.

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*This is, by the way, the first and last time that a post will begin referencing a cute boy playing a guitar.

Today in Blogworld 09.19.13

Who is Really Leaving the Faith and Why?

Interesting statistics.

Silly Illustration of Logical Fallacies (12 pictures)

A creative way to teach logic.

How to Spot a Manipulative Church Leader

I wish there was no need for articles like this.

Seeing the Church Through the Eyes of Two Twitter Rockstars

Ed Stetzer’s team interviews the Church Curmudgeon and Rev_NoRespect

You’ve probably already seen this…but just in case. (RSS: click through)

When the Local Prostitute Thinks She is a Christian

She’s the most notorious sinner in town. When you think of the type of woman that you want your little boy to avoid when he grows up, she is the first person that comes to mind. She exemplifies the Proverbs 7 woman as she mocks your Proverbs 31 ambitions.

This is why you are shocked to get a phone call from her. First, you wonder who put your number in bathroom stall as a joke. Then you realize that this woman has hit rock bottom and she is crying out for help. You learn that she got your number from a mutual friend (which kind of makes you wonder how you share a friend). You set up a lunch date to hear her story in the hopes of sharing Christ with her.

As you listen to her story your heart simply breaks for her. You realize that not only is she guilty of sin, and guilty of encouraging men to sin, she has her own scars as well. The conversation quite naturally turns to the Lord and whether or not she has faith in Jesus.

You ask the question about her belief in God with the assumption that you’ll know the answer. Of course, such a woman has probably never heard the gospel. You doubt if she’s ever been in church a day in her life. But here she is at the end of her rope and God is calling out to her. You brace yourself for some postmodern hogwash and a vague belief in some higher power.

As has been customary for this entire lunch, what she says next jolts you. She articulates the gospel pretty well and tell you that she is actually a Christian. She informs you that her grandmother was a strong Baptist woman that took her to church all the time when she was little. At the age of nine she prayed to receive Christ at a VBS.

Curveball…

What do you do at this point?

Do you need to convince her that she wasn’t legitimately saved at the age of 9? How will you do that? Do you need to “get her lost before you can get her saved”?

Personally, I don’t spend a ton of time analyzing her profession of faith at the age of nine. Jesus is concerned with disciples that endure to the end, not one time professions. And my counsel doesn’t change a ton based upon whether or not she was actually saved at the age of 9.

Consider this.

What would your counsel be if she was saved at 9 but has been living in rebellion instead of redemption for the last 15 years? You’d likely encourage her to repent and trust in Christ. She, like you, needs the gospel. So, you would share Christ with her and ask if she is trusting in Christ today. There is no need to emphasize anything that happened at the age of 9. You’d likely ask her whether she is trusting in Christ today and then talk about what that meant.

Would your counsel change if she wasn’t saved at 9 but thought she was? Mine wouldn’t change much at all. I’d still call her to repent and trust in Christ.

Therefore, I don’t spend a ton of time trying to see if something was legit 15 years ago. What I want to determine is whether or not she is trusting in Christ today.

Later…

What I’m assuming here is that if she really does come to trust in Christ (whether for the first time or not), this will not be my last conversation with her. There will likely come a time when we need to talk about baptism and whether or not she really was saved at an early age. You don’t need to nail that down today. The Spirit will do work on her heart and let her know whether or not she is/was truly saved.

Simply proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ to her and call her to repent and trust in Christ.