The Cost of Dull Preaching and Teaching


I’ve always appreciated the humor of John Cleese. So, when I saw his autobiography at the library I quickly checked it out. I’ve known about Cleese’s frustration with organized religion and so I knew that this would be present in the book. But what I’ve come to appreciate more is the reason for Cleese’s frustration.

What gets my goat is that ‘Religion’ should be the most exciting topic of all. Is there an afterlife? Can we have a real purpose to our lives? How can we love our enemy, when it seems about as easy as levitating? To what extent is self-interest moral? Is there an experience of the divine that we can achieve? All the vital questions have been dumped in favour of half-baked, po-faced rituals which are basically a form of middle-class rain dance. Still, it did give me the chapel scene in The Meaning of Life. (So, Anyway…, 66)

I actually agree with much of what Cleese says here. I’m convinced that what Cleese hates about organized religion is something that should be despised; namely, an intellectually dishonest superstition parading itself around as absolute truth.

What saddens me about this whole thing is that Cleese has been given a wonderful straw man to pummel. His “Christian” education was vapid. And his teachers seem to have assumed the gospel and likely didn’t even own it much themselves. As Cleese noted earlier in the book, “Nothing was ever explained properly.”

He is painting with much too broad of a brush and in doing so has given himself a quick out to actually dealing with not only the serious components of Christianity but also the benefits of a gathered church.

This got me to thinking about the cost of dull preaching and teaching.

What happens when we assume the gospel rather than explaining it? What happens when we aren’t enthralled by the glories of Christ but merely teach it in the same way that one would teach math or history—as unconnected facts that have little bearing on your life today?

What happens is that you end up with a world filled with men like John Cleese. Men and women who have rejected a horribly jaded and shattered mirror of the precious gospel of Jesus and then walk around assuming that they’ve tasted the real thing and found it wanting.

I do not believe it is mere coincidence that the “Christianity” which Cleese experienced was a cultural Christianity that had long since rejected the miraculous. When you believe that you can somehow reject the Christ of history and hang on to the Christ of faith it is no wonder that what results is vapidity. When you’ve thrown away the substance for the ethereal it isn’t surprising that you no longer can speak boldly, substantively, and passionately.

And so as I read through the biography of Cleese I’m saddened but I’m also encouraged. I’m encouraged to not become a dull preacher and teacher. I’m encouraged to hang on to the offensive bloody Cross of Christ and to do so with a passion.

Today in Blogworld 01.06.15

Don’t Get Too Familiar with the Bible

This is a very wise and helpful warning. I’d also appreciate a few helps on how to keep from getting familiar with the Bible.

Is Evolution Biblically Acceptable? The Question of Genesis 1

I am happy that Rick Phillips is tackling this. I’m being challenged and even convicted as I read through this.

Your Messy Desk is Ruining Your Career

Yep. I need to clean my desk and reorganize my office.

Gimme Shelter

Ray Ortlund gives us a formula for Christian growth.

This happened a few years ago but our family just discovered it a couple days ago. This is a terrible fail on Wheel of Fortune:

What Does It Mean to Covet?

My son was reading through the 10 Commandments the other day and got tripped up on the last one, “You shall not covet”.

“Daddy, what does it mean to covet?”

“It means…uhmmm…well it means to uh want something really bad. And to want it so bad that its sinful.”

I knew my answer was junk and that my inquisitive little dude would see right through it. “So, if I want a set of LEGO’s for Christmas then that is coveting?” he timidly asked.

“Well, no not quite…it’s…” I stammered.

“Is it if I really want LEGO’s…?” he offered.

I finally told him that I’d have to think it through a bit and get back with him. Truth be told I’ve always struggled with this myself.

Is it Coveting or Not?

Is it wrong for me to go over to a friends house, dig on his television, and wish that I had one like it? Is that coveting?

What if I am encouraged by another marriage and I think to myself, “Man, we’ve got to strengthen our marriage”, is that coveting?

What if I’m frustrated that my dog keeps pooping on the floor and my neighbor has a well-trained dog? If I wish I could trade dogs am I coveting?

When I ask these questions I start to stammer in my own mind and heart. In the past, and if I’m being totally honest, I have mostly gauged covetousness by feelings. Some things just feel out of whack in my heart and I know that I have an inordinate desire.

But how do you answer a six year old when he wants to know whether or not he is coveting? You need something more than just saying, “Well, if your heart feels out of whack then it’s probably coveting”. That doesn’t cut it.

My Definition

And so, as I promised my son, I gave this question a little bit of thought and came back to him with this answer.

Coveting is anytime that I want something so bad that I don’t care whose hand it comes from.

For me this helps to differentiate between the prayers of the persistent widow and the covetous idolater. It isn’t wrong for us to go to our Father with desires. Even if it is for something as silly as a new bike. And to even persistently ask. What matters is the posture of our heart.

If my son wanted a set of LEGO’s really badly and he kept asking me for them, I wouldn’t consider him covetous. I would just say that he had a desire for something that he enjoys. But if he tried to manipulate me (or worse yet, the LORD) to get his toy then he’d be coveting. At this point he wants it so bad he doesn’t care how or whose hand it comes from. This is why Paul says covetousness is idolatry.

Likewise if he resorted to theft or even self-righteousness to try to attain this toy—then it’d reveal a covetous heart. But if he goes in his room and pleads with God to help him get that LEGO set then he isn’t coveting. He is rightly understanding that every good and perfect gift comes from His Father.

How would you define coveting to a six year old? How do you settle this in your own heart?

A Year With Newton (Week 1)

Today will be a bit different than the other Newton posts. With us celebrating New Year’s and on the heels of Christmas I don’t expect reading Newton to have been huge on your list.

We were to have read Piper’s biography of Newton for this week. Here are a few questions to consider as you get caught up on reading.

What was the root of Newton’s “Habitual Tenderness”?

We will dedicate a month to some of these themes throughout the year. One of these will be Newton’s encounter with Thomas Scott. What can we learn from his approach to Scott? How should this shape our own interaction with those we disagree with?

Piper asks a great question when he asks, “Did Newton strike the right balance of a patient, tenderhearted, noncontroversial pattern of ministry and a serious vigilance against harmful error?” Do you agree with Piper’s assessment?

Consider this statement on Newton’s preaching: “Newton’s preaching was often not well prepared, nor careful or ‘graceful’ in delivery”. But Newton made a great impact because of his affection for his people. What lessons should preachers learn from this?

Next week this will be formatted differently and we will summarize and engage the text a bit more. When you read the Newton biography feel free to engage these questions in the comments.

Happy New Year!