An Idiots Guide to Week 8 #NFL Predictions

Last week I posted a very mediocre 8-7, though I did call the Jets upset of the Pats. I blew it on several other picks though, thus keeping my idiot status for one more week. Let’s see what I can mess up this week:

Panthers over Bucs
Lions over Cowboys
49ers over Jags (feeling an upset)
Chiefs over Browns
Patriots over Dolphins
Saints over Bills
Giants over Eagles
Bengals over Jets
Steelers over Raiders
Falcons over Cardinals
Broncos over Redskins (blowout)
Vikings over Packers (upset of the week)
Seahawks over Rams

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Drew Brees
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Peyton Hillis

Other Crazy Picks:

Hillis gets 20 carries, 100 yards and 2 TD’s
Brees pushes 500 yards and 4 scores
49ers require  last second FG to beat the lowly Jags
The Browns consider putting a cheerleader in at QB
Chiefs QB Alex Smith leaves in 3rd quarter with an ankle injury
4 turnovers for Vick
Vikings 24, Packers 13
Lions and Cowboys combine for over 90 points
Pats need a 4th quarter stop to beat the Dolphins
220 all purpose yards for Darren Sproles